May Days Poems -'Mary Dines Out- The Punk Version' May 24

 May 24

On this  day in 1830 the famous nursery rhyme  ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’ was published by the Boston publishing firm Marsh, Capen & Lyon, as a poem by Sarah Josepha Hale.  It was possibly inspired by an actual incident. Today, two versions of the rhyme exist. A shorter version and the original longer version.

This is my response which alludes slightly to the original.













MARY DINES OUT-The Punk Version

 

Mavis had a little lamb

Then she ate some cakes

Some Shepherd’s Pie

A jug of milk

And a bag of jelly snakes

 

The people in the café

All feared she’d explode

But, she let out a monster burp

And landed on the road.

©Alan j Wright

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